A Tribute to My Grams (who always had a good joke)

Yesterday I was really missing my Grams, if you didn't get to meet her, here is a taste of her humor. This was either written by her or saved in her important papers...

WHAT ARE YOU?
1. Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.
2. Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
3. Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
4. Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
5. Impudent Person: One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs.
6. Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart and shits instead.
7. Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution.
8. Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.
9. Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers good medical reason.
10. Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames it on the dog.
11. Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
12. Thrifty Person: One who always has several good farts in reserve.
13. Antisocial Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
14. Strategic Person: One who covers up his farts with loud coughing.
15. Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.
16. Intellectual Person: One who can determine from the smell of the fart he precise food items consumed.
17. Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.
18. Sensitive Person: One who farts and then starts crying.